Comic 89 - Throbmeat girds his loins

5th Feb 2023, 8:00 AM in Emea's problem
Throbmeat girds his loins
Panel 1.
Throbmeat the goblin keeps Neive pinned to the wall. Neive is terrified.
Neive: I- I don't know what you mean?
Throbmeat: Ah-ah! No more lies!

Panel 2.
Throbmeat looks at Neive with an intense expression on her face.
Throbmeat: You turn up here with no bracers, helmet, torque or sacred utensils! You're clearly out of your depth and making it up as you go along!

Panel 3.
Throbmeat: Also there is no Sergeant Bargecock in this garrison! I had just enough time to inform Sergeant Schlonginthearm that you were coming so he could pretend to answer to that nameā€¦

Panel 4.
Neive looks up, defeated.
Neive: All right, you've got me! Now what?

Panel 5.
Throbmeat backs up and his expression changes to a goofy grin.
Throbmeat: Now? Now we go back to the bar and have another beer.

Panel 6.
Neive is taken aback by this swerve.
Neive: Sorry, what?

Panel 7.
Throbmeat looks more serious now.
Throbmeat: This garrison is under threat and we need allies. If the gods send us faeries in disguise, we will work with faeries in disguise.

Panel 8.
Throbmeat casually ties his penis around his waist while talking to Neive.
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Author Notes:

The Spun Off Artist 5th Feb 2023, 8:00 AM edit delete
The Spun Off Artist
Bit of a nod to Terry Pratchett, there. GNU Terry Pratchett, may his soul have mercy on the gods.
This page came together quickly, because from the design to the execution, I made sure it was easier to do than the comic has been in a while. It's also the first Spun Off page to be drawn and colored in Procreate. I've migrated most of my comics to Procreate now, but Spun Off had until now been mostly done in Sketchbook. The lettering and balloons were done in Affinity Designer for iPad and the final checks and exports in Affinity Designer for Mac. This is going to be the new workflow for Spun Off from here on out.

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