Comic 83 - In which Emea finds out her worshippers are barking mad
17th Aug 2018, 10:15 AM
in Emea's problem
Panel 1.
(Everyone is still sitting inside the hut as before.)
points at Scallop.
Wakatonka: There are ways around that. For example, did you realize you and I look a lot alike? From a distance, I could pass for you.
Panel 2.
Scallop objects.
Scallop: So was that your game plan? Walking around the village with your boner and having people think it's me?
Wakatonka: Er…
Panel 3.
Asper interrupts the brewing argument.
Asper: Oh come on, Scallop. That would work and you know it!
Panel 4.
Emea interjects.
Emea: Wait! Are you saying he has a habit of going outside with-
Asper (off-panel): Oh yeah!
Panel 5.
Asper explains.
Asper: First thing in the morning, he steps outside to catch some fresh air... never remembers to look down first! It's hilarious and kind of cute!
Panel 6.
Asper stands up. Emea glowers.
Asper: But as my grandma used to say, a dick will do what it'll do and all you can do is help it along! My grandma adored Scallop almost as much as I do.
(Everyone is still sitting inside the hut as before.)
points at Scallop.
Wakatonka: There are ways around that. For example, did you realize you and I look a lot alike? From a distance, I could pass for you.
Panel 2.
Scallop objects.
Scallop: So was that your game plan? Walking around the village with your boner and having people think it's me?
Wakatonka: Er…
Panel 3.
Asper interrupts the brewing argument.
Asper: Oh come on, Scallop. That would work and you know it!
Panel 4.
Emea interjects.
Emea: Wait! Are you saying he has a habit of going outside with-
Asper (off-panel): Oh yeah!
Panel 5.
Asper explains.
Asper: First thing in the morning, he steps outside to catch some fresh air... never remembers to look down first! It's hilarious and kind of cute!
Panel 6.
Asper stands up. Emea glowers.
Asper: But as my grandma used to say, a dick will do what it'll do and all you can do is help it along! My grandma adored Scallop almost as much as I do.
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Still figuring out how best to work on these pages on iPad. This one was a little rushed but I got to practice some methods I hadn't used before.