What? Like this?
Yeah.
Whaagh!
Finbar!
Ancestor's bunghole! What the flying fuck was that?
Finbar? Are you all right?
That, young man, is the new metal that the goblins have forged. It affects all of us.
Every once in a while, they test a new alloy. They take one of us out and try to fit them with a collar.
Those Goblins are pretty crafty and inventive, almost at par with the Gnomes I think