So, how bad is it?
Well, they're bigger and stronger than us... cunning... well organized... there's thousands of them... and they're so well-hung that we're going to need another word for it. What? I've never been terrified of a cock before! They've not just kidnapped my friends, they've made me reconsider everything I thought I knew! Anyway. They're also resistant to magic, or at least to what we could come up with on the spot.

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