Aléas: Oh great Wakatonka, we have come to ask you questions of great importance!
Wakatonka: And how do you propose to pay Wakatonka for his favours?
Asper: Oh, if you could bring yourself to manifest at a more practical size, I could think of a few ways...
Wakatonka: Wakatonka appreciates your spirit, little mortal. But alas, that is not how it works.
Aléas: Asper!
Asper: What? He's a bit of a looker and he's clearly got needs. I thought I'd bring it... er.. up!
Well, it's the thought that counts!