Comic 34 - More than just a pretty -

18th Jul 2012, 4:25 AM in Emea's problem
More than just a pretty -
Asper: Impressive! But how is a giant cock going to answer our questions?
Wakatonka: Do not mock a god, pretty mortal! For there is more to Wakatonka than his Godly cock!
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The Spun Off Artist 18th Jul 2012, 4:25 AM edit delete
The Spun Off Artist
The life of a phallic deity is not easy. Apart from the discomfort, you get underestimated wherever you go.
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Gallstone 18th Jul 2012, 9:42 AM edit delete reply
Um, but he - and the tallywhacker - it...?

He's... he's simultaneously animating one of his statues and manifesting, right? He's not... extra bendy? ^^;
The Spun Off Artist 18th Jul 2012, 1:40 PM edit delete reply
The Spun Off Artist
I'm not sure how you're reading it, but he's just manifesting.
Gallstone 18th Jul 2012, 9:05 PM edit delete reply
Oh! Now I see what's happening! He's standing bent over! ^^; I thought his chest was rising up behind the faeries while his wedding tackle was descending in front of them.

He's a bit of a perv, isn't he? ^^; Does he always make his clergy hug and nuzzle his tallywhacker when they call on him?
The Spun Off Artist 18th Jul 2012, 9:49 PM edit delete reply
The Spun Off Artist
He's horizontal, in fact.

The way the arrangement works is for the most part, each village gets the god it deserves. They wouldn't have him any other way.
Gallstone 19th Jul 2012, 5:48 PM edit delete reply
O... kay. If that is the case, have they been having a baby-boom since Wakatonka ('whacky tonker'?) first descended to be their protector-patron? ^^
The Spun Off Artist 19th Jul 2012, 6:47 PM edit delete reply
The Spun Off Artist
Unfortunately not, as will become clear real soon now.
CyberSkull 18th Jul 2012, 6:27 PM edit delete reply
CyberSkull
And now we see the rest of his tumescence!

Now I'm acting like a 13-year old!

*snicker*
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